Standard T-Shirt
This is a real good shirt. When you wear it, you'll be imbued with powers beyond all mortal comprehension. And people will think you're cooler than you actually are—you'll finally be able to trick them.
Baseball Cap
You put it in your head. It blocks the sun and makes you look better. What else did you want? One size fits all—it has one of those standard hole-peg situations in the back.
12x16 Print
Put it up on your wall. Use tacks, or tape, or put it in some fancy frame. It doesn't matter to us, but just know that this print doesn't come with any of those things.
Enamel Pin
You usually put these through small pieces of fabric, so you can look just a little cooler, but don't hesitate to put them through the eyes of your enemies.*
*not recommended, legally